2025 Halloween Jokes!

by Gator Glaze February 4, 2022

Funny Halloween Trick-or-Treat Jokes

Why did the mortician clock out of work early? He was dying to leave.
Did you hear about the evil hen? It lays deviled eggs.
What kind of witch likes to go to the beach? A sandwich.
Why didn't the mom let the little witch go trick or treating with her friends? She was ex-spelled from school.
What is white, black and dead all over? A zombie trick or treating in a tuxedo.
When do zombies finish trick or treating? When they are dead tired.
Why shouldn't an angry witch take her broom trick or treating? She might fly off the handle.
How do ghosts do their makeup before they go out trick or treating? They use vanishing cream.
What do vampires take to get around on Halloween night? A blood vessel.
Why did the skeleton run away? Because a dog was after his bones.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain on Halloween? He felt it in his bones.

https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/holidays/halloween-ideas/a32998753/halloween-jokes/